The bare faced cheek!

THATS MY FROMT DOOR!!

 They're just mocking me now!

Under attack!

I'm sorry, but why oh why do slugs and snails have to eat all my bloomin plants!?(Excuse the pun!)

They are mine and are very expensive snail food......so bugger off Mr, Mrs and all baby slimy things!!

Waiting for me in the chemo suite...

How sweet!

They gave me a lovely welcome back... I know it must sound very weird but I missed going!

Have a sneaky peak at the joke zone. Some of the credit goes to Julia Matthews who has sent a joke to me every single morning when I'm in hospital.

Well, how attractive! You should have seen the other guy!