This page was created to record those things that you never thought you'd say... Please feel free to contribute!
Lizzy-
(Whilst sitting in the pub) don't look now but a kangaroo just walked in
Lizzy-
Bailey, please stop humping your dad
Katie-
Yes, that's your winky, please don't stretch it
Tash-
Lizzy, come here. Is there any reason why the washing up sponge is in the fridge?