Quote of the day

Daughter-did you go for an X-ray yesterday?
Patient-how the bloody hell do I know? They wheel you here, there, everywhere. Some of 'em leave you in a corridor. They don't care. 
Daughter-but they did take you somewhere?
Patient-No!
Daughter-I'm a bit confused
Patient-you ought to only listen to the men. You know what the women are like!


Hello? Is that the psych ward?!