I thought it would be quite funny to put some of these down on my new little Miss Strong page
So here goes.....
Trip to the Tower of London
"Can anyone remember what type of birds are at the tower?"
"raisins"
"ravens, not raisins! There is a myth that if the ravens should leave the tower will crumble"
"is that because they hold it up?"
"no"
Year 5 sex education sessions-
"Miss, I get all about growing hair and stuff but if I have a wet dream at night, will the sheets stick to me?"
"I get about periods and that, my mum told me all about them, but when do boys start?"
"what is the hair called that we grow around our private parts?"
"public"
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A year 2 writing all about Guy Fawkes. But due to Labour's teaching methods for phonics, the little boy manage to write a lovely little passage about a naughty man called gay fucks!
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A year 1 writing about their under the sea project and an orange octopus who has 8 legs and testicles.
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A classic from Tash's class
(during a tidying up session....children shouting over the noise level)
Freya- Er!He just said shit!
Sally- Who said shit?
Freya -He said shit
Sarah - Who did?
Freya -He did!
Sarah - What did he say?
Freya - Shit!
Sarah - Er....he said shit!
Ben - who said shit?
Sarah - he said shit!
Ben - er! He said shit!
Ben - who said shit?
Sarah - he said shit!
Ben - er! He said shit!
Teacher.....will everyone stop shouting shit!
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Teacher -
Ok. Today we are going to be learning all about rhyming words. I will choose one of you to think of a word, then we'll try and think of as many words as we can, that rhyme with it. So, Kelly. You go first. What is your word?
Kelly- Duck!
....well it was asking for trouble wasn't it really?!
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