Look at this!
You know you've lost it when you just laugh!
I did suggest that they used it to regrout the tiles in the bathroom!
Watched a movie -Gravity. Very good!
Then decided I needed to find out about space debris.....don't ask me when I'll ever use that information!
Tried to ignore the earthquake coming from the woman opposite! Then decided it was time to enter the land of nod!
Woke up this morning with a woman's hand stroking my shoulder.....yeah! I've pulled! Nope, she wanted to stick a thermometer in my ear! Thank god I haven't got a bottom hole!
Dropped off again-woken up again to be pumped full of antibiotics.
Now, I would like to take this opportunity to inform you that I am on a mission to present the lowest blood pressure seen in a patient who is still upright! I am winning at the minute!
Today has brought the news that my fantastic white blood count of 0.88 would need to get to 1.0 before I would be allowed out......and it's now 0.53..oops!!
My blood pressure is so low that (picture the scene) I am now laying in my bed which has been moved to a 45 degree angle with my legs in the air!
I have low potassium levels in my blood so I'm now having to down effervescent powder which makes you dance...you know that silly 'oh my god! This is disgusting" dance.
Sharon and Tash have been to visit which was lovely. 2 very special people (and I don't mean in an SEN way!)
Right now I'm laying (with my legs n the air) trying to ignore Catherine Tates nan who is parked next to me!