Lazing under a blackberry bush
Hiding from the sun
Sat Nigel in his birthday suit
Wanting lots of fun

He hadn't time for waiting
He hadn't time to care
He hadn't time for pondering
Of what he had to wear

He must get to his party
Where he was the special guest
Others complained passionately
That Nigel was a pest

Now Nigel did not worry
Just drank beer from his sunken jug
And waited for the clouds to come
For Nigel was a slug

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Fluffy bunny rabbits by Mum

My back feet are big
My front feet are small
But they help dig
And don't let me fall

I have quite large ears 
A cute little tail
I run like the deer
Up hill and down dale

Living in the countryside is fun
Springtime summer winter and the fall
Hopping round together in the sun
Fluffy bunny rabbits one and all!

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The constipated Lizard - a poetry challenge from Lizzy written by Dad!

(In honour of Ash)

 The snow was falling thick and fast

In fact it was a blizzard

But he hoped it wouldn't last

This constipated lizard

He'd tried and tried but couldn't go

But toiletting was hard

His shit house was covered in snow

At the bottom of his yard

He'd eaten oranges and beans

But all he'd got was wind

Which billowed out his reptile jeans

And made his bottom skinned

His greenest tongue flicked in and out

As hard his bowel pushed

And it made him twist and shout

But the crap just couldn't be rushed

Then his friend who was a snake

Knocked something off the shelf

And so surprised it made him shake

And quickly shit himself!