Patient-
The bonnie plump one came, then the consultant came in, then physio, then that big food woman. It's just not on. They reckon they care but they don't I mean how can they when they keep popping in here? Being nosey. I wouldnt mind but I don't see anyone for hours!
Nurse-
we do have a thinner number of staff at a weekends
Patient-
Yeah, it's slimming
Nurse-
what's slimming?
Patient-
Wafers
Nurse-
You make me laugh!
Patient-
Especially on a Wednesday
Nurse-
It's Saturday today
Patient-
I haven't woken up on a Saturday for years!