Quote of the day

Patient- 
The bonnie plump one came, then the consultant came in, then physio, then that big food woman. It's just not on. They reckon they care but they don't I mean how can they when they keep popping in here? Being nosey. I wouldnt mind but I don't see anyone for hours!

Nurse-
we do have a thinner number of staff at a weekends

Patient-
Yeah, it's slimming

Nurse- 
what's slimming?

Patient-
Wafers

Nurse-
You make me laugh! 

Patient-
Especially on a Wednesday

Nurse-
It's Saturday today

Patient-
I haven't woken up on a Saturday for years!